35 of the best one-liners ever. You'll love them all

Chufs Clips on Instagram: "He turned his forehead into a billboard for a payday, thinking he’d just won the wildest contest of his life. One tattoo, one bold move, and $250K on the line—until the joke flipped, the laughs stopped, and reality hit harder than the ink. When the prank crossed into real damage, the courtroom became the next stage. That’s where Judge Judy thrives—when bad decisions meet cold facts. No sympathy for stunts, no patience for excuses, just consequences served straight. It’